Open Letters To
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Open Letters To


An Open Letter to Tony Soprano

I really wanted a sequel

Dear Tony,

I was in Gelson’s Market some time ago, and I almost ran into your cousin, Chris, with my shopping cart. I call him Chris, but his real name is Michael Imperioli. Anyway, he was looking for pasta, and he almost stepped back into my cart as I navigated the aisle.



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Mark Tulin

A California writer/photographer whose dreams are more vivid than his waking life. Poetry, Humor, Sexuality, and Fiction —